We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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