I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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