If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
this will be a night to untag.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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