You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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