Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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