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Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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