Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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