i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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