Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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