So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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