If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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