There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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