Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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