you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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