you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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