All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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