I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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