well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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