her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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