We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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