i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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