i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My dick has a subreddit
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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