I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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