She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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