i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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