...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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