shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize