Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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