I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Green mimosas i think yes
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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