I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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