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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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