only if we run a train.
done.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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