I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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