like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
