Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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