But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
