Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize