Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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