Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
These tits shall not be calmed
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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