How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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