Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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