they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Randomize
