OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
