Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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