Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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