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(203): View more from Connecticut

sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube

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(502): View more from Kentucky

oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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I see you've learned your lesson.

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(269): View more from Michigan

We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.

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(713): View more from Texas

She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.

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(408): View more from California

the raccoons are back...

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