Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
