Dual....:-)
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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