Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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