You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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