When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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