Reggie can tackle my bush.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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