Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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