your thong is hanging out like whoa
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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