Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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