vagina is talking i cant
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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