I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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